Breaking News!

20May09

For the…what, 4 years that I’ve been using Gmail, only half a year less than when I discovered Email, I’ve never gotten spam in my inbox. Google always puts it in the spam folder. I never, EVER get spam. Only on great occasions do I get things that aren’t spam in my spam folder, and even then they are usually stuff I don’t want to read anyway.

Today, I received my first spam ever to appear in my inbox. Just another affiliation request of some sort. It looked surprisingly legit too — but I clicked the link to see, just some online poker thing. Not that Google’s first mess-up (you know, for me) is a BAD thing, it goes to show how awesome they are, that I haven’t gotten spam in my inbox for years.

Gosh do I love Google. I would join The Church of Google, but that would kind of be worshiping a false god which kinda goes against my religion, y’know? But, I will say it is pretty funny that Google is somewhat the closest thing to God besides God himself. (Somehow, I feel that that sentence right there is gonna bite me in the butt later on.)

I wonder if they have Google t-shirts…if they do, I want one.

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8 Responses to “Breaking News!”

  1. 1 Eka

    GUUUURRRRLLLL! WHERE U BEEN!? xP

    I have a GMail account, but I pretty much…never use it. I’m too lazy to check the numerous email accounts I’ve created over the years…I will say though, Yahoo’s spam-a-licious inbox ain’t got nothin on Gmail!

    The Church of Google is hilarious! They make some strong arguments, haha.

    …They HAVE to have t-shirts. O_O

  2. 2 Jamie

    Google crome FTW!

    ohh, Google t-shirt :D I am searching on ebay…

  3. 3 Jamie

    Ehh, this is the best i could find.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/GOOGLE-Open-Source-T-Shirt-L_W0QQitemZ130307643744QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVintage_Unisex_T_Shirts?hash=item1e56f0d960&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72:1205|66:2|65:12|39:1|240:1318|301:0|293:1|294:50#ebayphotohosting

    Not really sure what the par at the bottom is supposed to mean… XD

    Oh, and the one “I like to google myself when I’m aaaaalllll alloneeee”

  4. 5 Tina

    lol wow thats cool… i always get spam in my inbox and inbox worthy non-threatening things in my spam folder with yahoo. its weird… maybe ill switch to google… idk but ill look into it xD

  5. 7 Jamie

    Why do you never reply on MY site?
    You always reply on your own site.
    I don’t even know that you read it xD

  6. 8 Tina

    sigh. wilt thou ever post another blog on thou website?!? i really need to stop reading old english literature.


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